Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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