I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize