Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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