If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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Goodbee
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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