his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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