she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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