It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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