Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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