Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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