You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize