I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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