i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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