Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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