dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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