You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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