brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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