You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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