There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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