Where did you get a picture of my penis
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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