About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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