plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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