i think my mom watched the whole time
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I am available for nakedness
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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