Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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