I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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