My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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