textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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