let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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