Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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