"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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