.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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