The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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