i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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