i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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