I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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