They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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