Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Congratulations! We have a period
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