I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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