im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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