If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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