theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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