i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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