I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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