I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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