this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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