I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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