Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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