Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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