Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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