oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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