I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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